January 23, 2009
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How to fall OUT of love:
1. Stay away from them. be too busy.
2. Location. be far away. inaccessable.
3. Remember and review all the things that bother you about them. over and over. and tell them. often.
4. Be disinterested or disgusted at what they love.
5. Take them for granted.
6. Admire something or someone else MORE than them.
7. Never do anything out of the ordinary with them. don’t do anything ordinary with them either.
8. Criticize them.
9. Ignore them. turn off your phone.
10. Fight with their family. or try to. or just say mean things about them.
11. Never call them, never show up where they are.
12. Don’t ask about their day. Don’t listen. and forget really fast.
13. Overhear them criticizing you.
14. Nag.
15. Complain about their friends. Never hang out with their friends.
16. Be possessive and needy in a group.
17. Be jealous. and call into question their motives. on everything.
18. Lie to them.
19. Hold back your true emotions or feelings about things.
20. Always take the opposing side against them.
21. Complain about them to others. who will then *maybe* go tell them.
22. Keep secrets.
23. Get rid of everything they gave you or that reminds you of them.
24. Don’t ask mutual friends “how they are doing,” or check up on them.
25. Stop thinking about them all together. or think of something else if you do.
26. Fill up your life with someone or something else.
27. Don’t work on making the relationship work.
28. Don’t talk about problems. or your feelings. or anything for that matter.
29. Make big decisions without their impute or advice.
30. Don’t be close. physically. emotionally. anything.
*darn it…i have more ways of falling out of love than in love. that is depressing.
Comments (2)
it’s okay. There’s usually more ways of doing something wrong than doing it right. It just shows how careful love really has to be.
Love is tricky. It’s like walking through a group of sleeping wolverines. There aren’t many safe places to step, and just wait’ll you step on one!